the value of consulting

we were about a dozen when the philosophical question arose of what is worse a consultant or a flock of consultants?
The answer was unisono:
one alone is more evil -
the agony of the company lasts longer.

another day at the races

A rat is any one of about 56 different species of small, nearly omnivorous rodents belonging to the genus Rattus. At the races it is a specie that excells in elbowing, overwhelming and asskissin' in the name of the game.

hard work

it was one of these days at the office...we were sniffing around some contaminated topic...checking out, who was gonna grab the stinking bone...when the boss came in, sort of euphoria emanating, apparently he has been boozy doing his "come and share a thaught"-way of management with his best buddy weiser...the door flung open crashin' the waterhole that has been put there temporarily...the swell right into the networkplugs...electricty gone in a little puff of acrid smoke and the beamer forwent his light...we praised the handyman who put that fountain there, our boss gets his hickUps when he sees us playing warcraft